Monday, June 16, 2008

American Idol: Top 2

Hello! Sorry I've been gone for so long! I was just too depressed to write.

You see, David Archuleta should have won American Idol by a landslide. He dominated during Final 2 performance night. Everyone said he would win. But no, he didn't.

Apparently, the producers would like us to believe that David Cook won by 12 million votes. Maybe I would have swallowed that lie if they had said 1 million. Or even 2 million, or 3 million! But 12 million?????? I don't think so.

But, hey, life goes on! David Archuleta's got a $2 million contract with Jive, which he picked up less than 24 hours after the finale.

Where's David Cook??? Oh right, I forgot, he's over there singing his "rocker" rendition of The Time of My Life. Good luck with that one, David.

Meanwhile, the top 10 will have their tour, starting in July, which I will be attending. Only to see Jason, of course....

And since American Idol is regrettably over, I suppose I'll have to find a new topic to devote my posts to. How about Jason??? No, I wouldn't do that to you, don't worry.

I'll find something... but until then, see ya!

P.S. But remember, American Idol is rigged. Tell everyone you see that David Archuleta is the real winner!!! Got it? Great!
P.P.S. This post is bright blue as a dedication to Jason Castro and his blue, blue eyes. Just so you know...

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Frankie
David Cook rightfully won, stop trying to make yourself feel better.
David A. got 12 million dollars, how much for David C.?
talk about something better like the NYY.

mackerelsnap said...

well, there's nothing like being blunt!!!

David A. didn't get 12 million dollars... what are you talking about???

i don't want to talk about nyy because then i'd have to admit that they're horrible!!!

think of something better for me to talk about and then i'll stop obsessing over american idol.

Anonymous said...

2 million watever, I got confused with the amount of votes he LOST by

How much is David C. making?

they are only down by 5.5 games and on a 5 game winning streak!
they don't stink.

mackerelsnap said...

dfavid a has a two million dllar recording contract.

the producers would like us to believe that david c won by 12 mmillion votes. i don't think so...

i don't know how much david c gets but he's stuck with amreican idol and he has to do whatever they make him do.

ok, i guess i'll start talking about them....